In the spirit of Saint Patrick’s Day,* I will allow you all to vote ONCE on which of these stories you would like to see for my next update. If you vote multiple times, the next time you have to walk to your car all alone in the middle of the night, I will be sitting in the backseat when you get in and turn on the engine, holding a switchblade in the rear view mirror.
1. A series of vignettes about creepy things in Aberdeen that I did not mention in my other list of creepy things that have happened in Aberdeen.
2. The time my father was prepared to murder a child after losing his cell phone.
3. When trapped in a human-sized maze near Mount Rushmore, the relative morality of me and my cousin Vincent is revealed.
4. In an interview at the University of Washington, with several academics who have the power to give me a NASA Space Grant, my father cannot stop using racial slurs against people of Asian descent.
5. Falling off a roof when a ladder breaks in half.
*I don’t actually think this has anything to do with Saint Patrick’s day.
