Twincest: The act of sexual copulation or gratification between twin siblings.
As I was taking my morning walk, I began to wonder: Is Twincest ever okay?
Naturally, I considered this in mathematical terms.
First we must consider, that as the biological goal of sexual intercourse is to produce offspring, sex by its very nature is a multiplicative act even if no offspring are produced. It then occurred to me that sex must of necessity also require more than one participant in order to rise above the singular level of masturbation.
Consider then this equation S = ab
Where a and b are of course arbitrary values of hotness greater than 1 assigned to participants in the sexual act. Sex occurs then when S is has a value greater than a or b.
Obviously in cases where two perfect 10 twin sisters have sex with each other S = 100, and therefore the act is wrong, as a and b are valued at 10.
HOWEVER, my biological training then kicked in and I remembered the phenomenon of MIRROR TWINS, which occurs in 25% of all twin births. Mirror twins, being mirror images of each other, can also be said to be the inverse of one another. So consider then the equation:
S = (1/a) * (a/1)
Which by a the principal of identity has value
S = 1
And since we also know that sex only occurs when the value of S is greater than the value of a or b, and that a and b are by definition greater than 1, we know that this sexual act is perfectly fine given of course that the twins involved have similar hair cuts.
Still further, this effect carries over into the threesome scenario.
S = abc
Considering the effect of mirror twins upon one another we can represent this equation once more as:
S = (a/1)*(1/a)*c
Which leads us then to the conclusion that:
S = c
And since c is by definition equal to itself, the act is completely okay and above board.
I hope this has helped all of you in your moral pondering about twincest, and now I must be off to write important things. And once again, things like this are the reason why I always respond “nothing” when people ask me what I’m thinking about.
