Some women wed their way into the machete army (my brother’s fiancee) others volunteer for the rank and file (the 20′ish women from the contest) and still others find their own machetes and serve the cause in their own way (Eileen).
Few have the guts to take up a machete that doesn’t even exist, photoshop it into their own hand, and get by on chutzpah alone.
For that Sara the Grabber of Attention, I BC Woods, Lord General of the Machete Army, congratulate you.
UPDATE: Sara has a cat that also likes attention
