Here is PikaPikaChick, the latest member of the machete army in her own words. I think you’ll agree that this career woman, mother, and house-wife is anything but frumpy.
Yeah, I promised pictures of the machete a long time ago. And indeed, pictures were taken the day I received this fine blade. But later when I was looking at said pictures I saw to my horror that the shorts that previously looked OK on my recently-post-pregnancy body now made me look like a ridiculous clown lady. Also, we neglected to take the sexy-tough pose pictures that my Machete Army sisters have all taken so far.
And so life happened and continued to happen and then the cat puked on the machete (true story) and we decided it was probably a good idea to remove it from the living room lest the child take interest in it and it got stuck out in the garage and forgotten.
I couldn’t possibly let anyone besides my husband see the horrible giant shorts pictures — they were just too awful.
I had planned on doing a proper photoshoot with some kind of fashionable gothy getup and the appropriate “grr” faces.
But now I’m saying fuck it. I’m a homeowner and a career woman and a wife and a mother for chrissakes. I don’t have time for that shit. Let the world see me in all my frumpy glory.
Love,
PikaPikaChick
