Where would we be without the eloquent Eileen? That kind-hearted Canadian art teacher who is always there whenever anyone needs a kind word or a painfully hot daughter. Who would be there to use machete-powers to make sure kids paid attention during story time?
Who else could combine the sitting on your desk sense of fun and adventure with the sheer terror of machete related fascism (MRF). Only Eileen! Only she of the wet and wild greenlands of the north!
See her stand triumphantly on her lawn and challenge the very gods! See her like the barbarians of old drunk on fire and glory!
This summer, you won’t be taught Art.
Art will teach you.
P.S. I would like to thank Eileen for buying her own machete. Between buying books for poor kids and promoting the global cause of female machete ownership (FMO) it’s nice to have someone else pitch in. Others are of course welcomed to do the same.
