Sometimes I sit down, sigh for a bit, and wonder “What’s the point?”
So then I buy a giant machete for a woman, and think “Ah, yes. This is the point.”
Here we see Blu in her wedding gown, getting married to her brand new machete.
Here’s Blue getting ready for her machete honeymoon, showing, what I can only describe as an “Awesome” amount of leg.
And finally, here is Blu showing that the wood paneling in her house goes for spans of well over sixteen inches. This makes us wonder “Where are the studs? What supports the wall? I sincerely hope it isn’t load bearing, because I have serious concerns about the craftsmanship!”
You’re my boy Blu!


