Last night, I staggered into the break room and hurriedly turned on the news. Since it was late, no one objected to my taking control of the television. Mostly because no one else was there.
Obama was speaking at the “Radio and Television Correspondents Dinner” I watched, hand in mouth… waiting. He finished speaking, and then… they switched over to analysis of his jokes.
I was ever so pissed, because that meant I had to miss the greatest public intellectual of our age who was scheduled to speak immediately after.
SARSAPARILLA REIMBED VIDEO OF BELOVED HOGDMAN, WHOSE FEET ARE LIKE FINE BRASS
