1. Don’t worry, I will have this up in regular post format some time tomorrow when I have time. This is only for those of you who “literally can’t wait.”
2. This story is dedicated to Brandon who is, remarkably, not a dude. Why? Because… um… she asked, kinda? I renamed her Brandyn in this story, because having a name that ends with an -n and being a woman is already breaking my internal story logical and well… yeah.
3. This is really really long. It’s almost 17k words long. If it were any shorter I would have formatted it already. I probably even have a few more edits to do, but it’s very close and it’s coming up on midnight for me.
4. How is everyone?
SARSAPARILLA
