And as a weirdo that’s been reading your stuff since DaddyDon’tHitMe, don’t stop writing. Ever.
(Sorry if my comment is weird, I’m working third shift on little sleep.)

I’m a twenty-six year old virgin and the only time I’m not within shouting distance of my mother is when I’m at work. I also have a small blog and a smaller sense of humor. I think I give myself about as much credit as I’m due.

@Melanie

I saw that. Congratulations on joining the twitterverse… unfortunately I’ve been thinking of deleting all of my social media sites. A bit too much of a distraction, I’m afraid. However, I still may not. I think I might be getting a bit dramatic about nuking everything.

Congratulations on your 4-hour walk. No wonder you’re wearing a smaller pant size these days! Good job!

-BC Edit: I try not to edit comments, but this is not the appropriate forum for that conversation other than what I have already said on the subject-

As for Amy Shumer, I’m sure she didn’t really mean any of the things she said, but I know if I said those things and then he actually died from the very thing I made fun of him for, I’d feel like a dick.

I’m not that hardcore of an atheist. Merry Christmas! Or a few days after as the case may be.

@Sedated

Well, let’s be honest. Tucker is a much bigger celebrity than I can ever reasonably expect to be, if I can even be said to have a molecule of “fame.” He’s in the top echelon of achievement as far as writers go. Whereas I’m self-publishing on Amazon and still dealing with my family on a day to day basis. I think I’m a decent writer who could one day hope to be moderately successful but probably not much more than that.

I think you’re talking about Amy Schumer. I’m sure she felt a bit strange about it, but then again I don’t think it was meant to be hurtful. And a lot of other people were piling on Patrice as well.

I remember your Daddy Don’t Hit Me stuff. It’s how I found you actually. It’s crazy how Tucker Max was such an idiot, and essentially faded in to nothing now, but he had so many writers he attracted to his publishing ring that were actually talented and had interesting perspectives. I guess the saying about broken clocks being right sometimes applies here.

I wonder if that girl that made fun of Patrice Oneal’s diabetes during the Charlie Sheen roast feels bad now.