Machete/MooseHat Army

Do you live a sad life without any sense of community?

Excellent!

How about making friends on the internet that you will likely never meet in real life, to serve as a sort of superficial substitute for actual human contact?

Oh sure, it may not work for you in the long run, but it’s a perfectly serviceable substitute for limping along as a sort of half-person for the rest of your one invaluable life as you squander away your precious time servicing a would-be stupid meme created by barely famous by the most liberal definition of the word internet celebrity!

If you’re a woman, buy a stupid machete and take pictures with it.

Or, if you’re a man, buy a stupid moose hat and take pictures with it.

Because we’re all going to die one day, the universe has no inherent meaning, and none of us can do more than verify our own purposeless existence, so why not?

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Machete Army

Meet the Women of the Machete Army! Howdy folks! Meet the women of the Machete Army, the force that well… owns machetes? I don’t know. It’s for fun. If you would like to join the machete army head over to Amazon and pick one up. Then take pictures and send them to brandoncwoods@gmail.com   Prelapsaria …

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Moose Hat Army

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