SARSAPARILLA
Are you a lovely young lady between the ages of 18-21? Do you live within traveling distance of Boise, Idaho? Do you want to go see an Evanescence concert on November 20th, with my brother Bryan? Before answering yes or no to any of those questions, take a moment to look at the following pictures and marvel at his hawtness.
Bryan would be the young gentleman with the wand. I am the one in the white t-shirt that looks like a plastic serial killer. Rachel is standing behind us, plotting our demise. As always, click on the picture to remove “smooshing.”
God damn it. I look like a wax figure that someone let get too close to a heat lamp. On the upside, some might say that a chainsaw is nothing but a mechanical sword with a motor on it.
I wore this costume for about two months after that Halloween ended, until my tights mysteriously disappeared. Thanks mom. I think Bryan put a butter knife in his holster and it was taken away.
He has a keen fashion sense.
He loves pie and hates cake.
How could you not want to go on a date with something that was that adorable?
He doesn’t just swing pipe because he works construction, if you know what I mean.
Occasionally taking black and white pictures of yourself in the dark does NOT make you gay.
Okay…. maybe this is the gayest picture I have ever seen. But come on Ladies, let’s drop him a line.
Alternatively, if you don’t want to use myspace, you can write to me at brandoncwoods@gmail.com and I will forward all messages to him.
