BC Woods

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Date registered: December 14, 2011

Latest posts

  1. Words from Stephen Fry — October 26, 2012
  2. Grays Harbor and Story Telling: The Mill — October 6, 2011
  3. Starfish Belly Rock — September 22, 2011
  4. Fuck You Hot, Fuck You Cold — September 7, 2011
  5. Crazy Chicks Dig Writers — August 18, 2011

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  1. Cigarette Solidarity — 11 comments
  2. Starfish Belly Rock — 7 comments
  3. Fuck You Hot, Fuck You Cold — 7 comments
  4. The Knower of Rapscallions — 7 comments
  5. Crazy Chicks Dig Writers — 6 comments

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Words from Stephen Fry

I’ll be back on Halloween for one post, and then another hiatus. There will be a change of websites too. I’ll let you all know what the new url will be. I’ll be leaving up all the stories though. The rest of the fodder will stay down, and will probably stay down forever. I had …

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Grays Harbor and Story Telling: The Mill

“I remember back when filers were FILERS, man.” There is a murmur of agreement around the millwright lunch table at this statement. There is a pounding fists on the tabletop. There are entreaties to hear more. Amidst this, someone nudges me and gestures at their utensils for emphasis. “You see this here, Petersucks?” they pick …

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Starfish Belly Rock

My grandfather smelled like Gillette shaving cream, Old Spice cologne and deodorant, and… take the plastic handle of a Craftsman screwdriver. Smell it. That smell too. Under this, he smelled a bit like wood varnish, a bit like cedar, and a bit like the peppermint candies he kept in his pocket. And these smells clung …

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Fuck You Hot, Fuck You Cold

I’m careful when I run to the rig floor. I’m careful because you can’t touch anything on the rig if you’re not wearing gloves. No one told me this rule and no one had to, because it’s something I learned in the first three seconds. The first time I touched the railing to climb the …

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Crazy Chicks Dig Writers

“Are you a writer or something?” Startled, I look up to find a woman’s face inexplicably several inches away from my own. She’s thirty-something, dark-haired, voluptuous… and she’s chewing gum right in front of my nose. Her breath smells like fruit extract. I’m temporarily stunned by the length of her torso, because she is not …

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The Knower of Rapscallions

“Young man, as I watch you sitting there, counting ever so frantically, I must ask: is it your intention to pilfer these goods in my hand?” Around three dollars in change, held in the old man’s palm, gleams like dirty gray salmon scales in the sodium lights of the bus. Starting awake, I realize I’ve …

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The Man with the Penis-Shaped Nose Tumor

One day, when I’m rich, I’ll start a charity to help the man with the penis-shaped nose tumor. Or so I solemnly promise myself, as I watch him through the window of the bus, my breath faintly fogging the glass. He’s jogging because he’s late again. The driver is holding the door for him, but …

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Cigarette Solidarity

This is a guest post from my friend Hunter4086, who is one of the more talented writers I have the pleasure to be e-quainted with. She’s just so good at sentences, damn it! Anyway, she was kind enough to write a guest post for me (after I rudely demanded one) while I work on getting …

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Wonderful Things That Have Happened When I’ve Been All By Myself

I raise the splitting maul high over head, bringing it down so as to let gravity and the length of the handle do most of the work. A fluid motion, as I’ve been taught. The maul connects with a flat thud instead of the sound like the crumbling of tiny icebergs into the sea which …

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The Littlest Guy

“And just where in the fuck do you think you’ve been?” The door had barely shut before I turned to see my father leaning forward, putting his hands on his hips. He kept his jaw level with the floor and he glared at me with two eyes like dark brown amber in firelight. The effect …

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